An Ode to Kitschy Table Lamps

While many old-fashioned table lamps make a design statement of grace and beauty, some are just too gaudy for words. Pure kitsch is a tough style to work into a livable space. An odd shaped, strange colored lamp may make a great conversation starter the sight of it can wear on the nerves quickly.

Star shaped lamp bases, bright orange ceramics speckled with yellow and green blobs, funky clear glass lights with sand dollars and shells inside -- these are not very attractive in the long term. Retro lamps from an earlier era can be a little more pleasing. Organic shapes with light coming out of incongruous spots have a special place in designer hell.

Everything old is new again is an adage that rings true with old fashioned lighting. A straight metal rod base with a simple round shade on top may be completely acceptable in a house being remodeled to reflect the 1930s, like this place. But in the 70's when there must have been avocado appliances in the kitchen and golden accessories galore, that type of table lamp would have been set out in the dump.

There has to be at least one kitschy table lamp in this house. For some reason, though, it's likely it will be placed out in the furthest back room where the bicycle and lawnmower reside.